Clooney and Damon were in town last weekend . . .

they just spent most of the time at my place.

That's right. I bumped into the two mega-stars at the Walleye Wagon on Friday night and invited them over to my place for some Miller High Lifes. How could they turn down such an offer? So, while you suckers were all running all over town looking for these two Hollywood Hunks, they were here getting their asses whipped at Mario Kart.

I invited Micah over, and we all sat around drinking and just generally having a good time. At one point Oprah called to see if the guys wanted to meet her at the Firehouse for a nightcap, but good ol' George and Matt dissed her. I couldn't believe it. It was a great night. George Clooney told us funny stories about the set of Roseanne, and how he's thinking about returning to ER if it runs for another 10 seasons. He seems to think that would be a good way to wind down his career.

As for Damon, he told us how Ben Affleck has really turned into a huge turd in the last five years, even suggesting that we won't see the two working together anytime soon.

As soon as I upload the pictures from my digital camera, I'll post them here for all to enjoy.

Nod to Dave and Grace.